Oh man do I love Toddlers and Tiaras! I'm just watching the latest episode and cannot believe what is going on these days. First of all, there was a kid last week that for celebrity wear was Dolly Parton, fake boobs and all! And yes, she was only 4 years old. I could not believe it, and assumed the judges wouldn't like it. Nope, they LOVED it! One of the lady judges said it would not have been as good without the boobs.
So this past weeks episode features one 2 year old whose mom paid their coach to quit her job and work for them full time! Another 2 year old didn't get to sleep until 1 am and woke up at 6 am. Obviously she was tired and was falling asleep while they were doing her hair and makeup so her mom called the dad and said, "Go to the store and get her happy juice." This juice, for a 2 year old, consisted of an energy drink, apple juice, and coke. Before she went on she was still tired so her dad was throwing her in the air while she was drinking her happy juice out of a bottle to help wake her up.
One of the 3 year olds was wearing black shoes instead of white shoes and white socks in order to stand out, and the judges took off points. Girl, you should know better than that!
Oh my God! So I am blogging and watching this at the same time. For celebrity wear, someone dressed their 3 year old up as Julia Roberts in Pretty Women! And not when she gets all classy in the end. She was dressed like a hooker! Oh man Miles needs to get on this beauty pageant circuit! He would totally be way more classy and awesome than these crazy people. Don't worry Rebecca, here's a link to all of the Illinois pageants coming up.
For those of you weird enough to not watch this show, here is the best beauty queen I've ever seen.
ooooh man! i had read about that julia roberts prostitute costume!
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