I was wearing a dress to school last week when this conversation happened with an old student of mine:
Kid: Why are you so fancy?
Kid 2: Are you going on a date tonight? Ooh la la!
Me: How am I fancy? It's just a dress.
Kid 2: So you aren't going on a date?
Me: Nope. Sorry.
Kid: Oh. You need to get back out there Ms. Ewing! You need to date some boys!
