The kids were handing papers in to me today:
Kid: Here you go elephant. (This kid is super cute, and he's giggling)
Me: Are you calling me fat?
Kid: (giggling more) NO!
Me: You can't call ladies elephants. It'll make them think they're fat and they'll get a complex.
Kid: Ok. (Still giggling) Here you go skinny elephant.
At Young Guns:
Amy: So what are you wanting for your birthday?
Kid: Money.
Us: Money?
Amy: When I was your age I wanted a Barbie Dream House!
Kid: But everyone already has those!
Me: Yeah Amy, everyone already has those. So what will you buy with the money?
Kid: Diamonds. You won't be able to buy any though. You're just a teacher.
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