where babies come from

In case you didn't know, and for my friends who will be teaching their little ones where babies come from, here's what you should tell them:

Kid 1: Look, the fairy is this book has the same name as me!

Me: Maybe the book is all about you! Are you a fairy?

Kid 2: I was a fairy once! That's how babies are made. You're a fairy on the ground, and the you evaporate into the clouds. And then you evaporate into your mommy's belly. 

In case you didn't know, now you know. You're welcome.