During our holiday party one of the boys puts a pretzel stick in his mouth and pretends to smoke it:
Kid: Hey Ms. Ewing, look! I'm drunk!
Me: Wait, what?
Kid: I mean, I'm smoking!
Me: (After I stop laughing) That's not appropriate for school. Don't pretend to smoke.
a few seconds later he's doing is again
Me: Hey dude, what are you doing?
Kid: I'm not smoking Ms. Ewing. It's a pipe. It's different.
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