lesson learned

Me: Hey, you just stomped on my foot. 

Kid: It's not my fault, your foot was where I was walking. 

Me: No way man, my foot was there first and you took up my space with your foot. 

Kid: You know Ms. Ewing, I think you learned a valuable lesson today. You probably shouldn't wear flip flops to school. 

uh oh

Kid: how's your boyfriend?

Me: He's not my boyfriend, but he's good. I told him you've been calling me Queen Ewing, and that you brought me flowers the other day. He said he might have to come up and talk to you about that. 

Kid: (after he stopped laughing he got really serious.) Does he know I'm spending the night with you tomorrow at the lock in? He might get mad. 

confusion

Kid: I don't understand pinstagram. 

Me: That's not what it's called. 

Kid: I guess that's why I don't know how to pin stuff. 

instagram

Kid: I'm going to take a picture of you and put it on Instagram. 

Me: What will you tag it?

Kid: #BestTeacherEver #awesome #swag

Me: Swag?

Kid: Yeah. You've got swag.