Kid Walking to Spanish: I've been waiting my entire life to learn how to say fart in Spanish. I hope today is the day!
It's almost the 100th day of school and we always write about what we will be like as 100 year olds, and then make a portrait of what we will look like. Beforehand, we discuss what we know about old people.
Kid 1: I know they always smell good.
Kid 2: yeah, like cough drops and pills.
Me: What? What do pills smell like?
Kid 2: I don't know, but that's just what my grandma smells like!